You have put me in a hard spot.
Should I hope you have gone your way,
And lay in a junk yard, to rot?
This doesn't seem right,
At least not to me.
But money is tight,
Don't you see?
If you are wrecked,
I get lots of cash,
But with me across the country you trekked,
You even carried my belongings stash.
If you survive, your value will be small,
And limited to sentiment
Soon to be past recall,
And merely a large detriment.
That is why, I now pray
USAA takes the following action:
Chop you to pieces and ship you away,
Until every state has a Bianca fraction.
I will always remember you,
So go in peace,
But please, for yourself too,
Don't go in ONE piece.
I WILL MISS YOU.
Love,
Ty (Proud Owner)
Michelle shares my sentiments.
| With our "belongings stash" |
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| After Monday, 8 Oct 2012, morning |
Here is a picture story of the events. I drew them myself on paint. If you are unclear, let us know in the comments and we'll post again.
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| Black = Bianca, White = White Van, Green = Green 4Runner Please note that Green had a stop sign. |
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| Red = Smoke |
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| Brown = People (me and perpetrator) |




Ty, I knew you had wit, but I had no idea you had poetry skills until this last year! Were you keeping them hid?
ReplyDeleteThis is one great ode.
Ty is very much alive.
I am glad.
Bianca took a swan dive.
I am sad.
I sure love you and am so glad you're okay.
This almost made me cry! Poor Bianca :(. Hope everything works out the way you want it to. Love and miss you all!
ReplyDeleteSo what are you looking at getting now?
ReplyDeleteWoe is Bianca!! So sorry to hear of your loss. Send me a funeral program (tear, sniffel). Glad you're ok.
ReplyDeleteThat was one of the finest odes I've ever read. I hope she's chopped to pieces too.
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